Hard to write dark, violent comics when I'm this happy. Luckily today is a WOLVERINE & THE X-MEN day.

Roll Tide.

Wolverine, by the way, is totally a Tide fan.

Still coming to grips with the end of football season and the beginning of another long, hard summer. Can't believe it'll be months before I get to see a grown man run twenty yards and tackle another man hard enough to make him fart out his teeth. So sad.

Every time the World Cup roles around, I sit and watch some games and try to foster an appreciation for soccer.  I have so far been unsuccessful.  I guess I might as well face the facts.  No soccer "tackle" will ever give me anywhere near the violence-boner that seeing a middle linebacker level a running back does.  There it is.

That game made me shit myself and then sit in my shit and cheer. What a Super Bowl.

Gameday, originally uploaded by Jason Aaron.

Ready to go.

That game hurt just to watch. That was football at its toughest and most violent. And I loved every second of it.

Hard to write SCALPED though when I'm this jazzed.

If there's such a thing as reincarnation, please let me come back as an outside linebacker in the Steelers 3-4 defense. Please.

Also, if you're not excited to see the brutal slugfest that will be the Steelers vs. Ravens this weekend, then you don't love football.

And I pity you.

"We're trying to paint a picture of his life," actor Rodney Clark says of Paul "Bear" Bryant, whom he portrays in "Bear Country."

http://blog.al.com/aharvey/2009/01/alabama_shakespeare_festival_p.html

Do you think I will see this? Choose from the following:

OH, HELL YES

OH, HELL NO

ONLY IF THERE'S NUDITY

If you chose anything other than OH, HELL YES, then you are officially not qualified to update my Wikipedia entry.

The Tide is back! Oh happy day.

Roll Tide!, originally uploaded by Jason Aaron.