- 05:28 Did my first ever book signing in my home state of Alabama. (Insert your own joke here) #
- 21:50 West memphis: we didn't invent the pothole, we just perfected it #
- 17:35 Notes from the road -- West Memphis: Like driving on the moon, only with more hookers. #
- 17:37 West Memphis: Great place for a feller ta get tugged on. #
- 17:38 West Memphis: Elvis once pissed here. #
- 17:38 West Memphis: Steve Earle used to love it here. #
Tweets from the road
Home at last
2 cons. 1 signing. 8 states. 2 flights. Over 2000 miles of driving. All in the last 3 weeks. Thanks to everybody who came out, but remind me not to do that again any time soon. I'm pooped.
Tweets for Today
- 02:04 Picked up Comic Book Tattoo. Book looks amazing. Bravo to Rantz and everyone involved. Now when are we doing that Waylon Jennings anthology? #
- 03:42 @kellysue Oh hell yeah. I'd kill to do "Give My Love to Rose" or "Folsom Prison Blues." #
- 04:52 @mattfraction @Remender, Frankie says Go Fuck Yourselves. #
- 05:12 @mattfraction While Scandal appreciates yer love of THE WARRIOR I'm afraid they still won't allow u 2 option it as a personal beat-off theme #
- 05:35 @mattfraction Eye Wonder U #
- 05:44 @mattfraction Also, please stop trying to hire Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark to play a birthday party for "Tami," your $6000 Real Doll. #
- 05:45 @mattfraction Tami, AKA the Woman That Iron Fist Built. #
- 05:53 @mattfraction No, that's not where it goes. #
- 06:06 @mattfraction That explains why @Remender always walks so funny. #
- 17:38 @kellysue Greg Thompson had talked about putting that together a couple years ago. We need to start prodding him. #
- 21:40 @kellysue My wife's favorite place in the world is Blue Koi on 39th St. Also Lulu's Thai Noodle Shop on Southwest Blvd is great. #
- 21:42 Being a dad is usually the most fun thing in the world. But sometimes it's the hardest thing I've ever done, and no fun, no fun at all. #
- 22:07 @mattfraction I've always wanted to see that uncensored version. Let me know how it is. #
Tulsa DefCon this weekend
I’ll be in Tulsa, Oklahoma this weekend at DefCon, selling copies of all my books and challenging random fans to bareknuckle boxing matches. Come say hi.
