In the current arc of THOR GOD OF THUNDER, grumpy old King Thor is fighting hungry old Galactus, using the might of his magic hammer, Mjolnir.
Now, just imagine that instead of a magic hammer, it was a big gnarled stick, one that maybe has a bit of magic of its own. And instead of coming from Asgard, the grumpy old guy hailed from Alabama. And instead of fighting Galactus...
It was the south's most powerful and vicious high school football coach.
That's SOUTHERN BASTARDS.
It's like THOR. Only with more cursing. And more BBQ. And the same amount of beards.
Make sure your local retailer orders you up a copy.